"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." ― Groucho Marx
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." ― Groucho Marx
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." ― Groucho Marx
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself." ― Groucho Marx
"Humor is reason gone mad." ― Groucho Marx
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." ― Groucho Marx
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." ― Groucho Marx
"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER." ― Groucho Marx, Groucho and Me
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." ― Groucho Marx
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others." ― Groucho Marx
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know." ― Groucho Marx
"I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal." ― Groucho Marx
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." ― Groucho Marx
"If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong." ― Groucho Marx
"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere." ― Groucho marx
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know." ― Groucho Marx
"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light." ― Groucho Marx
"While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery." ― Groucho Marx
"Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it." ― Groucho Marx
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere." ― Groucho Marx
"I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that." ― Groucho Marx
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." ― Groucho Marx
"I intend to live forever, or die trying." ― Groucho Marx
"A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ― Groucho Marx
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun." ― Groucho Marx
"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women." ― Groucho Marx
"Whatever it is, I'm against it." ― Groucho Marx
"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while" ― Groucho Marx
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